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Today, at work, a customer called in and asked me to read off every item on our menu, along with their ingredients. I work at Jamba Juice so that's a lot of reading. After about 10 minutes of this, I found out it was actually my stupid co-worker calling from the back phone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38437) - you deserved it (9328)

On 07/18/2009 at 1:45am - work - by Rawf (man) - United States (California)

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Tell your stupid boss that your coworker doesn't have enough work to do.

#14 - On 07/18/2009 at 7:46am by aback

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LOL it sucks to be you, but that hilarious

#2 - On 07/18/2009 at 6:42am by mrbattleman

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