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Today, at work, a customer called in and asked me to read off every item on our menu, along with their ingredients. I work at Jamba Juice so that's a lot of reading. After about 10 minutes of this, I found out it was actually my stupid co-worker calling from the back phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks (29994) - you deserved it (7009)

On 07/18/2009 at 1:45am - work - by Rawf (man) - United States (California)

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