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Today, I found out that my new boss at my job is the same guy that I turned down repeatedly last night at the bar. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51580) - you deserved it (4073)

On 07/17/2009 at 1:02am - work - by awkward. (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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could be worse, you could have hooked up with him

#3 - On 07/17/2009 at 6:14am by Shemia

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Lets just hope he doesn't hold a grudge.. otherwise you will find yourself being repeatedly turned down for promotions....
Though if he is a bit of a sleaze then record everything as it could be a nice case of sexual harrasment for HR to look into. ;)

#1 - On 07/17/2009 at 6:13am by Jimboom

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