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Today, while I was working as a waitress, I had to wait on a table of 13 people. I was struggling through it and when they finally left I went by the table to pick up my tip. Instead of a money I got a napkin saying "Here's your tip, don't be a waitress." FML


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On 07/13/2009 at 10:04pm - work - by Nick (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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Your restaurant doesn't add gratuity for parties of 8 or more? Most do, and this is why.

#3 - On 07/14/2009 at 3:37am by msbetsy

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If you have ever worked in the restaurant industry, you'd realize this is a FML. No one deserves to get stiffed on a tip, especially for a party of 13. But like #3, why wasn't there gratuity added in?

#4 - On 07/14/2009 at 3:39am by ManImCool

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