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Today, I fell flat on my ass while running for the subway. Made it on only to find out that it was standing by for ten minutes. I then got to ride all the way to work with a train full of people who watched me fall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10924) - you deserved it (1897)

On 01/30/2009 at 6:30am - work - by Weter - United States (Massachusetts)

thatsillegal's life also sucks
Today, I found out that my assistant is now my manager. FML

teeth also deserved it
Today, I meant to forward an email to my friend mocking a coworker's email, but I hit…

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What you think people think:
"Hah, that person is such a loser."
"What a klutz!"
"How stupid can you be?"
What people actually think:
"Oh, crap, looks like they're in a real hurry."
"Hah, that happens to the best of us."
"Shit, I forgot my shopping list."

#13 - On 11/04/2011 at 1:18am by KingZant

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+5

This wouldn't have happened if you were Willy Wonka.

#4 - On 05/20/2009 at 2:27pm by Xero3g

See in context

+4 | 5

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