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Today, I fell flat on my ass while running for the subway. Made it on only to find out that it was standing by for ten minutes. I then got to ride all the way to work with a train full of people who watched me fall. FML
What you think people think:
"Hah, that person is such a loser."
"What a klutz!"
"How stupid can you be?"
What people actually think:
"Oh, crap, looks like they're in a real hurry."
"Hah, that happens to the best of us."
"Shit, I forgot my shopping list."
This wouldn't have happened if you were Willy Wonka.
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