Transportation, Embarrassing and Awkward: Enjoy the silence - FML

Enjoy the silence

By Weter - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I fell flat on my ass while running for the subway. Made it on only to find out that it was standing by for ten minutes. I then got to ride all the way to work with a train full of people who watched me fall. FML

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KingZant 0

Friday 4 November 2011 6:18

What you think people think: "Hah, that person is such a loser." "What a klutz!" "How stupid can you be?" What people actually think: "Oh, crap, looks like they're in a real hurry." "Hah, that happens to the best of us." "Shit, I forgot my shopping list."

Grimm665 0

Monday 16 March 2009 22:22

dude i did the exact same thing. except the train was on stand by for an unknown amount of time. as soon as me and my friend decided to leave and get another train, the first one pulled away.

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21jason 9

Sunday 24 June 2012 12:22

And your point is???

dinagdotphoto 13

Sunday 1 September 2013 23:30

Awe, boo hoo..

umerin 32

Friday 20 June 2014 0:08

It happens! Sorry OP.

1known 30

Wednesday 2 March 2022 8:03

And did anyone make a comment about what happened?

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