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Today, my coworker came over to my desk and told me that I should protect my Twitter updates, because I had unknowingly made them public. My tweets include drinking stories, all the men I've hooked up with, various cuss words, sexual innuendos, and how much I hate my coworkers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8313) - you deserved it (80564)

On 07/06/2009 at 6:36pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

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Yeah that's why you don't post shit like that online...

#1 - On 07/06/2009 at 7:35pm by bexox

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You deserve it for believing you could get away with it. Twitter is a viscious website that people, anyone, can look at. You totally and one hundred percent de-fucking-serve it.

#2 - On 07/06/2009 at 7:35pm by iKaite

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