Today, while working as a cashier, I was ringing up an elderly woman's massaging shower head, when she said, "If I had a man like you, I wouldn't need this." She then gave me her number. FML
I agree, your life sucks (46988) - you deserved it (3278)
On 07/05/2009 at 8:11am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)
curiousorange's life also sucksToday, I met a great girl at a party. We talked alone, and she made me promise I'd dance…
BigBallah93 also deserved itToday, I was at my girlfriend's house for dinner. Her mom gave me some seasoned…
so did you call her?
#1 - On 07/05/2009 at 2:04pm by xxsunshine
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hey ... it could be the best you ever have
#7 - On 07/05/2009 at 2:09pm by Colby_Colbert
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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