Today, while working as a cashier, I was ringing up an elderly woman's massaging shower head, when she said, "If I had a man like you, I wouldn't need this." She then gave me her number. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, while working as a waitress, an attractive woman sat at one of my tables. When she paid, I decided to be bold and write my number and "Call me" on her receipt. She put in a complaint to my manager. FML
Today, while working as a cashier, I was flirting with this cute girl. When I asked her if she had her store card she said, "No", paused, then said "Can I give you my number?" I said, "Sure, that would be awesome, do you want mine?" She said no. I didn't know I could just enter the card number. FML
Today, I was working at my job as cashier. This really attractive girl who often comes in walked in, so I mustered up the courage to ask her out by writing my number on a dollar bill. She paid and the amount her change happened to be a dollar. I go to hand her the money when she sees it and says, "Keep the change!" FML
Today, I was complaining to my roommate that I never get asked out. Then, at work, a mentally challenged man left me his phone number on his pay ticket. Well, I guess I can't complain about never getting asked out. FML
Today, I felt fairly depressed about being single for the holidays during work. This cute girl came to my register asking about our sales ad. After telling her we had no copies, she asked for my number. I shouted: "Finally, someone wants to go out with me." She wanted the store's number to call. FML
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, while working at a cell phone store, I helped an older woman learn how to use her newly updated phone. After trying to help her for over 20 minutes, she threatened to throw her phone at my head. FML
Today, while working at my job in a luxury retail store, a woman left me a business card. It was for a plastic surgeon. FML
Today, after weeks of eating in the same restaurant, I finally worked up the nerve to ask the super-cute cashier for her phone number. "Aw, how cute. Do you have an older brother?" FML
Today, at my job at a frozen yogurt shop, an elderly woman gladly announced that I'd be seeing a lot of her due to the vaginal infection that she has. Thank you for that, ma'am. FML
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Top comments
xxsunshine 0
ahah, wow. so did you call her?
Colby_Colbert 0
hey ... it could be the best you ever have
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Comments (103)
xxsunshine 0
ahah, wow. so did you call her?
Martyrio14 0
haha, nice said, that just made this fml better XD
greenltrn2003 0
ahhh...I was gonna ask the same lmao
The_Unspool 0
Too many clearly fake old lady FMLs.
SerbianGirl_fml 0
Wow, that's disturbing. :D
hopper5101 11
lol
monsterhospital 0
nice mental image ;)
pelican2 0
yeah its so hot. Im getting hard just thinking about it
bgukusa00 0
LOL haha omg i cant stop itz funny yeah so what did u with here number after alll and btw old people are soo disturbing sometimes
hk_fml 9
lmao xD Well good for her, I suppose. Still going at it that old.
token_blackguy 18
how is this an fml? ydi for being a prude
jjjjessica 0
yeahh i agree it's not even bad.
spoo 24
take the compliment and move on if you arent into it. YDI
treli1593 0
LMAO. old people + shower heads + young cashiers. Never a good mix.
NDouglas 0
What makes you think the OP is young? Maybe he's just as elderly as the customer, and it's FHL because he hasn't come to grips with the fact that he can't get the young 'uns anymore, and will have to settle for for the ladies his own age.
MwahFMLS 6
Who cares, #45? He's hawt. :)
orange9494 0
Ya, but how many elderly people do you see on FML?
Colby_Colbert 0
hey ... it could be the best you ever have
meanie_monday 0
Do you plan on calling her?
Glam_fml 0
Haha. I so hope I am like that when I get old - still getting off and still hitting on hot guys... Go Granny! What, were you jealous because she is getting more than you?
AAAAHHHH12 2
Maybe you looked like a handyman? bahaha ;P