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Today, was my first day working for a real estate company. just as I sat in my car my pants ripped hugely from my crotch all the way to the top of my pants and three inches wide. I was wearing a thong and we were on our way to show him an open house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29436) - you deserved it (6170)

On 07/02/2009 at 2:10pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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