Today, I was informed from a fellow employee at a bar that he finally "hit" the boss' wife. I work for my parents. FML
I agree, your life sucks (47295) - you totally deserved it (1139)
On 06/24/2009 at 5:59am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)
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well.. since you know that the "boss' wife is a slut"
you should try 'hit' some ;D ;D
fyl major. haha
It's still his mother though man, If you were in his shoes I'm sure you wouldn't want people calling your mother a slut.
#40 - On 06/24/2009 at 11:47am by EffinWhosLife
Maybe he meant "hit" as in he killed her, like Mafia terms?
Or maybe he wacked her with a baseball bat?
You should never assume the worst, that he's banging her-- that's just jumping to unclear conclusions
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I agree, I think the OP is just sad that his mother was beaten by his coworker. But I don't think that was a smart move on the coworker's part.
#52 - On 06/24/2009 at 12:18pm by TheLetterZero
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mayb he wouldnt like but shes is a stupid slut.....gosh if u marry u should know that sleeping with sum1 else is a baad baaad thing xD
im so sorry for u that u hav a slut as mother and im seriouse
#65 - On 06/24/2009 at 1:34pm by DrunkenLee
I imagine that hurt.
But have YOU ever "hit" a woman you to whom you were not married? Well, she was someone's daughter. Would you feel any better if your co-worker had "hit" your sister? Would you feel any better if you found out a female co-worker "hit" your father?
Do you even realize that the word 'hit' really means 'fucked' ?
#111 - On 06/25/2009 at 9:20pm by verstecktergeist
Was he like 'Up high!...what? What's wrong? Why would you leave a brother hanging?'
My sympathies buddy, that must suck
#2 - On 06/24/2009 at 9:53am by Stupidstupidrat
hahaha, that's awesome
but OP: you should probably tell your dad what's goin on eh?
#11 - On 06/24/2009 at 10:03am by genius_man16
omg! thats harsh... but i'm really curious what the outcome of this story is... sounds like some Young and the Restless shit
Yeah does ur dad know? His fml would read
"Today I had to fire an employee for sleeping with a member of management. I also had to beat and fire an additional employee for not reporting said affair. The member of management is my soon to be ex-wife and the additional employee is my recently beaten son. Fml."
#118 - On 06/28/2009 at 5:33am by ImaBmyLonurTees
That is horrible. I'm so sorry. I wouldn't jump to react so quickly. Find out if it is true, because this employee could just be some immature kid talking sh*t.
I hope that for your sake he has two jobs, but if that's not the case then that really blows.
Don't tell your dad though, that'll just make your world erupt into a pit of horribleness...
And you never know, he might just be really immature and joking, or drunk (considering you are at a bar with him), so your mom could be faithful.
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Welcome to the real world. Parents are people. People aren't perfect. Sh!t happens...
YDI for not standing up for your Mom. Or your Dad, actually.
On the bright side, now you don't have to worry about him getting promoted over you, unless Mom really 'likes' him, so I guess you DO have to be worried.
How does he deserve having his mom cheating on his dad? I'm really suprised anyone thought he deserved it.
#14 - On 06/24/2009 at 10:08am by Wtfisflapdoodle
No, people aren't perfect and shit does happen, but people still have brains and control over what they do. It doesn't excuse someone cheating on their husband.
People aren't perfect and shit happens is a cop-out excuse for cheating as others have pointed out. Some things you have control over and some things there are NO excuses for. Cheating is one of them.
#48 - On 06/24/2009 at 12:07pm by naja_12168
that's exactly what the person you're replying to fucking said... that there's no excuse. reading comprehension, try it sometime !
#82 - On 06/24/2009 at 3:32pm by PTERONOPHOBIA
lmao. YOU try reading comprehension. read the comment again smartass
and OP: i would "hit" your friend until he bled and begged you to stop.
#109 - On 06/25/2009 at 4:03am by CryingHowls
lol what a dumb cunt. his mum cheats on his dad by fucking their employee, but somehow in your disturbed mind hes is the douchebag. lol. thats like abusing some random guy on the street because a car crashed a few blocks away due to a drunk driver. get a clue.
#114 - On 06/25/2009 at 10:48pm by organisedchaos
The guy is talking out his ass. Either he knows your the bosses son and is just trying to get a rise out of you or he is just trying to big himself up. Either way you can ignore him and walk away or deck him. I'm sure your father would approve
Thats what i was thinking
Also, ya that sucks if it was true, by are you that gullible. He could just be playing a joke....
I would typically agree that this is probably just some kid talking himself up to impress people, but the fact that you so readily believe it makes me think you've had suspicions about your mom before, or she's actually cheated in the past...
oh wow thats awkward.
did you tell him that he just did your mom? he probably wasn't so excited then.
#22 - On 06/24/2009 at 10:21am by ericabella18
I think it's kind of funny that all of the FMLs where a father is cheating are full of comments congratulating him and telling the OP not to tell their mom, and then roles are reversed and all of a sudden it's an issue.
well thats bc we (men) are pigs. we know we are and have made peace with that.
#38 - On 06/24/2009 at 11:35am by isthisonetaken
False. YOU are a pig. Other posters suggesting that it is alright for men to cheat and not women are pigs. Men are not pigs. Boys are pigs. You don't get to excuse your flaws because you have a penis. Grow up and learn to be a decent human being.
if true , tell Dad then fire the guy
if not true , fire the guy for being a crass ignorant idiot .....
there is a job with a hairnet out there for him
DING. fries are done
You have a fist. Apply it to his face with all due haste.
#26 - On 06/24/2009 at 10:27am by Watchmaker
Damn....it's more of an FML for your dad.
but I HATE when people write the FMLs from a different person's point of view...so please refrain :)
but that sucks. i'd punch him ：D
#29 - On 06/24/2009 at 10:48am by SusanaSaysRawrxD
It's not from a different persons point of view. I sure as shit wouldn't want to hear this information if I were in his shoes, on top of that, he has to decide whether to confront his mother & father.
#64 - On 06/24/2009 at 1:26pm by sabrinasuzanne
kinda sux, but at the same time u just met ur step dad officially lol... nah im just kidding id nail ur boss's wife too
#35 - On 06/24/2009 at 11:22am by wreckedurday
maybe he's just pissin' you off because he knows you're the bosses' son
#39 - On 06/24/2009 at 11:46am by spinarium
Pretty good fringe benefits working for your folks eh? Sick days and vacation? Besides banging your mom.
#42 - On 06/24/2009 at 11:49am by CallMeHush
dude, i hate it when people say YDI but they dont comment on WHY they deserve it. how the hell could this guy deserve his mum to do this?
#45 - On 06/24/2009 at 11:54am by estampiller
I completely agree with u. How could he possibly deserve this? I'd really like to know the thinking behind someone choosing YDI.
#50 - On 06/24/2009 at 12:13pm by naja_12168
I'm with #17.
This dumbo fellow employee didn't knew that you are working for your dad??
He is talking bullshit.
But FYL if this is true.
# 4- he meant ge slept with her not that he actually hit her
#55 - On 06/24/2009 at 12:24pm by beaniebabe
hey bro, are they hiring?? I'm unemployed and would be awesome to work with your family ;-) jk dude... kill that mo-fu, that's not manly at all; it's ok to try to hit anyone you want, but you don't need to tell everybody you did.
#56 - On 06/24/2009 at 12:25pm by SDguy
Sounds like your moms a whore to me ,I wonder how many others have HIT it .
#58 - On 06/24/2009 at 12:34pm by teebonehead
ask your dad to fire him. if he says no or why, just say what he did. Your dad will probably beat him and your mom up after that xD
#67 - On 06/24/2009 at 1:38pm by mijzelffan
What. The. FUCK.
No. We don't do that.
Morals. Get some. He needs to just tell his dad.
Geezus. Our society has degraded into something awful...
hahahah, god that sucks.
and is super awkward.
talk to ur mom. find out if its true.
he coulda been bluffing.
Today, I mentioned to a coworker at a bar that I finally 'hit' the bosses wife. His dad is the boss. FML
#1, that would probably be considered statutory rape if he's at least 18 and under.
Plus, that's just plain gross.
Wow. Don't know what to say about that. You should've punched that guy in the face:)
Why do you all think it's fake?
#78 - On 06/24/2009 at 3:11pm by Funtertaining11
hey maybe your parents are swingers and this kind of thing isn't really a big deal to them. You ought to be ashamed of your self for thinking negativly about this situation.
Man up and tell your dad what new information you were just given.
#81 - On 06/24/2009 at 3:31pm by sickinlove13
If he beat your mom, kick his ass. If he fucked your mom, kick his ass. And most deffinitely if he put a hit on your mom(mafia terms) KICK HIS ASS.
#86 - On 06/24/2009 at 4:15pm by tomarino13
An employee at your parents' bar would know that you're their son, and he wouldn't say something like that if he were being serious.
damn, that sucks. i mean your coworker was dumb as hell for telling you that. did he not know you work for your parents? at the same time it's good cuz you can tell ur dad
#94 - On 06/24/2009 at 6:53pm by duchesse427
politely inform him that your mom is the lady he banged; he probably doesn't realize it. and then you can blackmail him or your mom to pretty much get anything you want.
Today, I told a fellow employee i finally "hit" the boss' wife... I didnt know he worked for his parents
#105 - On 06/25/2009 at 12:14am by KenMcGormick
No one beat anyone unless it was with a dick..
To 'hit' someone is to 'bang' is to 'FUCK' them..
#112 - On 06/25/2009 at 9:22pm by verstecktergeist
divorce must take action ! then kick her ass out of the house and burn all her things. DONT take pity on cheaters !
#119 - On 06/28/2009 at 1:39pm by FerociousFishy
Wouldn't he have known you're their son? Well, unless he was new or something, but I think they would've introduced you as their son to him and the term 'finally' makes it sound as if he were working there for a while already and she would have to know him well enough first.
#121 - On 07/01/2009 at 11:41am by hugzandkisses666
He didn't kill her or sleep with her, he simply "hit" her with his weiner. (meat slap)
#124 - On 01/23/2010 at 11:04am by PottentialFML
