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Today, walking to work in a snowstorm since I don't own a car, a man rolled down his window and screamed, "what are you doing you f***ing freak? you stupid b**ch!", while I waited for a green light to cross. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23044) - you deserved it (2111)

On 01/28/2009 at 2:21pm - work - by likwidsol - United States (New York)

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Pssh, what an ass.

#4 - On 02/23/2009 at 4:17pm by Brozain

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"Today, I was late to work after some idiot decided to cross the street during a green light. Later that day, I was fired from my job. FML."

#15 - On 04/23/2009 at 1:09am by Shadow_Sniper

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