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By likwidsol - 28/01/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, walking to work in a snowstorm since I don't own a car, a man rolled down his window and screamed, "what are you doing you f***ing freak? you stupid b**ch!", while I waited for a green light to cross. FML

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By Username - 01/02/2011 15:40

Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML

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By lynn777 - 04/04/2011 20:42 - Canada

Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML

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By SqueakingRetard - 17/01/2014 23:28 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML

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By erineilis - 16/08/2011 14:22 - United States

Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2016 09:02 - United States - Allen

Today, I got screamed and honked at by a driver who felt I was in the way of his turn. I was on foot, and on the sidewalk. FML

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By relievedbutashamed - 22/02/2019 20:00

Today, I left a coffee shop abruptly to go to my car to let out some really bad and loud gas. My window was partly open because it's broken. A stranger was walking on the sidewalk in front of me. He looked terrified. FML

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By Chris Altenbach - 23/02/2010 20:55 - United States

Today, I got off from work and noticed that the weather finally warmed up after the recent snowstorm. I hopped into my car and rolled down the windows. When I opened the sun roof, a foot of snow came falling into my car. FML

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By Zeco - 05/02/2011 22:54 - United States

Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML

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By spriggs - 25/07/2010 09:06 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML

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By IcyWindows - 01/04/2014 02:03 - United States - Syracuse

Today, my neighbor yelled at me because, according to him, the sound of me scraping the ice off my windshield wakes him up every morning. This is the same neighbor who ran over my mailbox last week because there was too much snow on his windows to see properly. FML

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Brozain 0

Monday 23 February 2009 22:17

Pssh, what an ass.

favabean05 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 2:04

I'd have thrown a snowball at him. What an asshole.

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fogrunner 13

Friday 28 May 2010 16:23

******* car-nazi. :C FYL

jverdouw 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 9:21

yeah whilst drivingggg.

rawrkittehpwnage 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 18:29

23 picture win

182crazyking 9

Thursday 26 August 2010 8:58

Ah, a nice mental picture... :) Personally I walk to (school in my case) always if it rains... so congrats!

lalagirl912 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 6:02

should have to alot of snow dumped it on him, or in his car! it would melt and ruin his car a bit, or it would be really cold on him :)

immaacdcfan 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 2:50

both fyl and ydi. its a ydi bcuz u waited for a green lite to cross. fyl since he yelled and snowing

iBiteRoses 22

Tuesday 20 March 2012 2:21

36, you're an imbecile... How is it a "YDI because OP decides to be safe and wait for a green light"?

Crazyjoe33 6

Friday 18 February 2011 2:20

haha that would be nice... one down. a lot more to go.

ecascio2010 9

Saturday 26 February 2011 3:29

what an asshole. that's what people do, they walk. you should have thrown a snowball at him

MeowMix92 5

Friday 20 January 2012 1:50

He's a stupid b***** for driving in a snowstorm

justforsmiles 3

Thursday 18 October 2012 7:36

How is this an FML? Oh wait. It's not.

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