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Today, I was at work, the Disney Store. A little boy was crying so I went over to him. After talking to him for a little while I found out he couldn't find his mother. When he became comfortable I went to help him stand up, he choked back his tears and then puked all over me from the waist down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15698) - you deserved it (1067)

On 01/27/2009 at 3:02pm - work - by Ren - United States (Illinois)

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The moral is you did the right thing and it was a freak occurrence. Take some pride in that.

#2 - On 02/27/2009 at 9:52pm by AJ

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well, then it was a good thing you stood up!

#1 - On 02/17/2009 at 10:51pm by XxLorniklexX

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