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Today, my boss wanted to promote me to a managerial position. I declined the position saying I don't think I'm ready and experienced enough for that role. I was then fired instead for not accepting the promotion. I was fired for being honest. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48183) - you deserved it (19823)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:01am - work - by Jobless (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

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Why would anyone in their right mind deny themselves a promotion?

You doughnut.

#1 - On 03/12/2009 at 7:32am by Mattyknows

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You deserved it. You weren't fired for being honest, you were fired because you fail to take charge. If you didn't feel ready you should have accepted it and ask for training. Obviously your former boss asked you because he feels you are ready, so what you did is a slap in his face.

#2 - On 03/12/2009 at 7:52am by UltimateIdiot911

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