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Today, my boss wantd to promota ma to a managarial position . I daclind tha position saying I don't think I'm raady an axpariancd anough 4 that rola . I was than frd instaad 4 accapting tha promotion . I was frd 4 baing honast . fat FML


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On 03/12/2009 at 5:01am - work - by Jobless (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

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Why would anyone in their right mind deny themselves a promotion?

You doughnut.

#1 - On 03/12/2009 at 7:32am by Mattyknows

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You deserved it. You weren't fired for being honest, you were fired because you fail to take charge. If you didn't feel ready you should have accepted it and ask for training. Obviously your former boss asked you because he feels you are ready, so what you did is a slap in his face.

#2 - On 03/12/2009 at 7:52am by UltimateIdiot911

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