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Today, I received an email from a temp agency trying to hire me. Suprisingly, it was the same job I was just laid off from after two years of great employment. They were trying to hire me at half my original salary. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42895) - you deserved it (1556)

On 06/11/2009 at 1:21am - work - by surfernerd6987 - United States (Tennessee)

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Take your job back, just work half as much and see what you can get away with.

#6 - On 06/11/2009 at 6:18am by rp3k99

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It is not illegal. It is happening all over. Sucks though

#2 - On 06/11/2009 at 6:08am by snaebra

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