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Today, I work for a company that sells a leading brand of condoms. They give away free condoms to employees at the office. I haven't gotten laid since I began working here. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33835) - you deserved it (4676)

On 06/09/2009 at 3:39pm - work - by IronMonkey (man) - United States (Ohio)

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