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Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9049) - you deserved it (55870)

On 11/10/2008 at 4:11am - work - by tadam - Sent from mobile version

Blazouta's life also sucks
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML

Ben-Ben also deserved it
Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

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Ohhhh, so that was YOU on youtube???

#1 - On 02/22/2009 at 2:14am by Jonny005

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Who masturbates in a storage room?

#5 - On 03/12/2009 at 10:23pm by IloveFML101

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