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Today, at work my arms were full. I needed to get the door open, so instead of pushing the swing door open with my shoulder, I kicked it open with my foot. Right into my manager's face. FML

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On 06/05/2009 at 11:36pm - work - by hellogoodbye (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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bahahha. this one is going in my favorites.

maybe your boss will stop being a cheap ass and he'll put a window in that damn door!

#2 - On 06/06/2009 at 6:16am by mogan

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LOL. Sliding automatic doors are the way to go. :)

#3 - On 06/06/2009 at 6:23am by cchang604

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