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Today, my boss had to leave the house for a little while. She asked me to take any messages she got. I answered the phone and lady calling said she was returning her call about the opening for a nanny position. I am the current nanny. I found out I am being fired by the new nanny. FML


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On 03/10/2009 at 2:52pm - work - by nannynomore (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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That's one way to fire someone without dealing with the initial reaction... Get them to take your messages when you already know one of those messages will be from the replacement. xD

Sorry to hear about your job though, srsly.

#1 - On 03/10/2009 at 6:59pm by WarmApplePyro

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I had a similar experience to this. Found an ad for my nannying position... on the website that my employer had used to find ME in the first place.

My resignation email began with a screen dump of the ad.

#26 - On 06/04/2009 at 5:09am by silent_moose

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