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Today, I called off work saying my Great Grandmother died. A co-worker texted me later asking where & when the funeral was. I made up a lie and said some random funeral home and date. My co-workers sent flowers to the funeral home for condolences. The flowers were returned. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4340) - you deserved it (65976)

On 03/09/2009 at 11:32pm - work - by Whatever01 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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