Today, I called off work saying my Great Grandmother died. A co-worker texted me later asking where and when the funeral was. I made up a lie and said some random funeral home and date. My co-workers sent flowers to the funeral home for condolences. The flowers were returned. FML

by Whatever01 / 03/09/2009 at 11:32pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work

Comment this

Make sure your text complies with our rules

Top comments

  • What a horrible lie. You should've seen this one coming though. Karma is a real bitch.

    #1 - On 03/10/2009 at 11:07am by Jaywin

    See in context

  • Never lie about some relative dying just to get away from something.

    #3 - On 03/10/2009 at 11:26am by theEnemy

    See in context