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Today, I was working and some woman wanted to pay with a credit card. It already had a picture on the card so you don't have to ask for i.d., and just glancing at it I asked, "Oh, is this your husband's card?" She then replied, "No, that's just me with glasses and short hair." FML

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On 06/03/2009 at 2:50am - work - by em (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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Was her name bychance Susan Boyle?

Haha, I'm sorry, that was low. She's a good sport. Just hideous.

#1 - On 06/03/2009 at 2:01pm by daveDFFA

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And that's why you never ever, make personal comments during small talk to customers. No matter how little they may seem.

#3 - On 06/03/2009 at 2:04pm by genius_man16

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