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Today, I was getting off of work, talking to my boss and I asked if I could get a ride home, since my usual ride was too lazy to come get me. He said, sure, but to be really careful since he just had his car detailed. I was getting in the car, tripped and threw my hot cocoa all inside of his car. FML

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On 05/26/2009 at 8:18am - work - by Leo_RxXx (man) - United States (Mississippi)

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Why the hell would you take hot cocoa into a car after you were specifically asked to watch out not to spill anything. So many things could happen that would make you spill it. YDI.

#6 - On 05/26/2009 at 5:32pm by Krabby

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You say your usual ride was too "lazy" to come get you. Maybe you're just too "lazy" to learn to drive and expecting everyone else to drop everything for you.

#31 - On 05/26/2009 at 7:29pm by eliz3

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