Work and Transportation: Today, I was getting off of work, talking to my boss, and I asked...

By Leo_RxXx - 26/05/2009 12:18 - United States

Today, I was getting off of work, talking to my boss, and I asked if I could get a ride home, since my usual ride was too lazy to come get me. He said, sure, but to be really careful since he'd just had his car detailed. I was getting in the car, tripped, and threw my hot cocoa all inside of his car. FML

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By Spiller - 17/11/2009 15:32 - United States

Today, I took the bus to work. I was exhausted and had a big mug of coffee. Half asleep and thinking I was in my car, I reached forward to put it in the "cup holder" during the ride. When I let go, I poured hot coffee not only all over myself, but also on the large, angry-looking man next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, I walked into work looking like I had peed myself, all because my husband thought it would be "hilarious" to slam on the brakes while I was drinking hot coffee. FML

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By Biggie - 02/02/2011 14:44 - United States

Today, during a snowstorm, I opened my car door to get out. The wind snapped it wide open, then immediately changed course and swung it back at me just as I stepped out, spilling an entire hot cup of coffee all over me. FML

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No tip for you

By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:34 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML

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By hot coffee - 12/07/2012 15:17 - United Kingdom - Farnham

Today, I discovered I'd left my coffee on top of my car when it fell through the sun roof whilst I was driving, showering me. FML

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By charliebravo77 - 09/12/2011 20:14 - United States

Today, I drove into the parking lot at work, and discovered too late that there were patches of ice everywhere. As I turned to enter my usual spot, I lost control of the vehicle, and despite my pleas, praying, and profanity, it glided straight into my boss's car. FML

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By ProFesser - 28/03/2017 16:00

Today, while heading outside to go to work, I slip on my driveway and my coffee thermos-mug ends up flying out of my hand, and smashes my next door neighbor's brand new truck window. The thermos-mug broke and splashed hot coffee all over his seats too. He's a hard-ass military dude. FML

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By burnnnnn - 22/02/2010 01:31 - Ecuador

Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML

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By fired101 - 08/02/2010 06:04 - France

Today, it was my first day of work at a very high end company. While delivering coffee to my boss, I set it down on the edge of a magazine, where it spilled over, into his crotch. FML

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By UsuallyaUnicornbread - 26/11/2014 21:01 - United States - Morrisville

Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML

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Tuesday 26 May 2009 23:32

Why the hell would you take hot cocoa into a car after you were specifically asked to watch out not to spill anything. So many things could happen that would make you spill it. YDI.

uneekfreak16 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 23:33

It probably wasn't wise to bring hot cocoa into a car...

Comments

Hunter329 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:21

I can totally relate.

kissesinbetween 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 14:27

Oh gosh, fyl.

butter_flew 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 15:39

oh no! (>.

SkysTheL1m1t 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 17:44

haha!!!! omg that sucksss **** both your lives

cbrown89 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 18:25

if i were your boss, i wouldn't have even let you bring the cup into the car =P

xxmix 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 20:52

How can't all of you understand that every FML begins with a word Today?

Gunpar 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 0:01

Why don't you drive yourself? Or watch your step? FHL

bbobe900000 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 4:26

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just pictured this. holy shit that's funny

chris81589 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 4:46

To be honest, if my boss told me to be careful in his car I would definitely not be walking into it with a drink. Sorry but you deserved it (he didn't).

gizmo_987 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 9:31

@ 13- stfu! are you stupid!?! anyone would get really pissed because of that! "Oh, it's ok, you just ruined a chunk of the interior of the car I just finished detailing"... give me a brake!