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Today, my company filed for bankruptcy, but the reorganize kind where it still functions. There are no funds to give out paychecks any time soon. They won't fire me. If I voluntarily quit, I cannot file for unemployment. I'm now an unpaid intern. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55488) - you deserved it (2797)

On 05/22/2009 at 2:39pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Actually, that is illegal (at least in my state). By law they are required to pay you, by the conditions outlined by your employment, for the work you have done for a week by the following Friday, if they can't pay you they have to terminate you.

#8 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:11pm by cdj

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You best start stealing as much crap as you can then, remember all the money is in Forks, no one wants spoons nowadays.

#11 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:14pm by Rooney101

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