Today, I had a conversation with the cute girl I like at work for the first time. I told her I worked in the camping department of the store, and we had a long chat about how she heard that the guy who runs that department is a complete dick head. I am the guy who runs that department. FML

by Smitty Werbenjeagermanjensen / 10/26/2016 at 11:19pm / United States (Texas) / Work

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  • It's interesting that you describe it being a long conversation. How long did you participate in slagging yourself off?

    Girl: "So I heard that he's a total dickhead."
    OP: "Oh, he's a complete knob. A total bellend. Just an utter fucking yankee doodle ding-dong."

    #4 - On 10/27/2016 at 10:31am by Baustigt

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  • "Oh, you must've misheard them. It's like the telephone game; it probably started as 'that guy /has/ a huge dick' and then the H gradually went away with each telling."

    #3 - On 10/27/2016 at 10:10am by Tripartita

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