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By cc456789 - 06/05/2016 14:21 - United States - Kansas City
Today,my teacher was trying to help me fill out a resume for future job applications, he told me it's going to be very useful. When I thought he had walked away I whispered under my breath, " you don't need this to be a stripper". He was still standing behind me. FML.