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Today, my boss came storming towards me, screaming just how tired she is with my constant bullshit. Already pissed off, I retorted that she's a bitch and should go lose some pounds. Turns out she was talking to her husband on her bluetooth headset. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15256) - you deserved it (49897)

On 05/21/2009 at 3:16pm - work - by unemployed (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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