Today, at work, one of the elderly residents dropped a turd on the floor. I went to go get the nurse but couldn't find her. Upon returning to the scene, another resident picked it up and placed it in my hand, thinking it was mud. Now my nickname at work is 'Nugget'. FML

by anon / 08/30/2015 at 2:20am / United States (Illinois) / Work

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  • I cringed reading this post. FML....

    #4 - On 08/30/2015 at 11:34am by wickedhyype

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  • Hey, at least you didn't find them smearing it all over the place. My Great Grandma can do some weird stuff sometimes and this makes her look normal. It's still nasty either way though... I hope you over sanitized!

    #2 - On 08/30/2015 at 11:27am by coried91

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