Today, I was at a big meeting at work. The CEO was reaming the hell out of us for our recent poor profits, when I accidentally let rip a vile fart. I was then subjected to a 10 minute tirade of abuse for "trying to be a funny man", and told that whatever small chance I had for a promotion is now gone. FML

by screwedupfuck / 03/27/2015 at 5:19pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work

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  • If I were in that room I'm not sure I would have been able to contain my laughter. Farts in tense situations are always funny.

    #1 - On 03/28/2015 at 3:25am by Nordrag

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  • you were probably not gonna get a promotion anyway if your profits are that poor..

    #3 - On 03/28/2015 at 3:31am by hkhan24

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