Health, Covid, Covidiot, Awkward and Ironic: Better Red than Dead

Better Red than Dead

By hypocrite much?! - 21/11/2021 16:59 - United States

Today, my rabidly pro-life friend has been touting off about, “My body, my choice” because of the proposed vaccine mandates. When I reminded her that she’s always been against women making choices about their bodies, she screamed I was a murdering, commie bitch. Thanks, friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2021 05:01

Today, my aunt told me that I'm dead to her now and not to visit them ever again. Why? She found out that I'm pro-choice. FML

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Edgy

By Anonymous - 01/05/2023 10:00

Today, I made the mistake of telling my militant vegan coworker I have fond memories of hunting with my dad, which set her off like a tofu-powered grenade. If she doesn’t stop treating me like the devil, making snide comments, and other shit, I may have to go to HR about her. FML

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Cut these people out of your life

By Anonymous - 19/12/2021 17:01

Today, one of my closest friends is an antivaxxer. Neither I nor my family are guaranteed to survive Covid, even though we are vaccinated, and I just can't understand why she will not get the jab when she knows so many people have died from Covid, while only a handful have died from the vax DUE TO COMPLICATIONS, and now she may hate me. FML

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Wait til she finds out about seatbelts!

By Anonymous - 11/09/2021 05:00 - Canada

Today, I hate the government for starting talking about vaccine passports and mandating the Covid-19 vaccine, because I almost had my wife convinced to go get it, and now she's all, "I'm not doing something they are telling me I have to do. I'm not a sheep." FML

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Unreasonable demands

By why? - 12/04/2020 17:00

Today, my close friend who’s always been incredibly vocal about how much she hates children, never wants to be around them or have anything to do with them, stopped speaking to me. She’s incredibly "hurt" that I asked another friend to be my unborn child's godmother instead of her. FML

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Covidiots everywhere

By Anonymous - 28/06/2021 11:01

Today, I was harrassed, called a bad mom, and had death wished upon me for getting the Covid vaccine. Apparently, I don't deserve to live because I don't want to die from the virus. FML

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Trigger warning

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my annoying colleague gasped, wrapped her arms around herself, started sweating, and curled up in a ball crying, "No, no, no" in front of several customers. They accused me of "setting her off", when I blurted out, "Sorry, she gets panic attacks." All I did was say the word "abortion." FML

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The struggle is real

By Anonymous - 06/07/2022 02:00

Today, after my girlfriend of a year got accidentally pregnant, we were discussing it, and she only just now revealed she thinks vaccines are an evil conspiracy between hospitals and drug companies, and she’s carrying my baby. The next 18 years with this mad woman are not going to go well. FML

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Wokescolds gonna wokescold

By unhealthy - 05/07/2022 06:00

Today, my friend went on a lengthy rant about how people are "healthy at any size" and I need to embrace fat pride, after I said I intend to lose weight to alleviate my digestive and breathing troubles. Apparently her activist forum knows more about my health than my own doctor. FML

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By tubby - 21/06/2012 20:28 - Sweden - Karlskrona

Today, my friend showed off her new tattoo, which is supposed to say "bad bitch" in Italian, and I had to point out that it actually says "defective female". Her response was to cuss me out and inform me that I'm no longer part of her social circle. FML

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Alan883 11

Monday 22 November 2021 6:15

you just don't get it. "her body, her choice" obviously is completly different compared to "your body, your choice". denying the first one is opressing her, denying the second one is stopping people from becoming murderous commie bitches and making jesus proud of you for fighting the good fight. i hope i could help clarify to you why she isn't a hypocrite but a hero so you can see her for the great person that she is. /s

RichardPencil 30

Monday 22 November 2021 3:19

Why do you have such a friend? You can always hire a hooker for a handjob or a guy who walks humans like pets. Both sound preferable to your "friend."

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 22 November 2021 3:19

Why do you have such a friend? You can always hire a hooker for a handjob or a guy who walks humans like pets. Both sound preferable to your "friend."

Alan883 11

Monday 22 November 2021 6:15

MorganHex 28

Monday 22 November 2021 17:39

that's not a friend that's a toxic ass person handing you the scissors to cut them TF out of your life.

jobekka 20

Tuesday 23 November 2021 3:18

how did you expect it to go?

Nhayaa2.0 17

Tuesday 23 November 2021 6:06

I can easily have friends I don't always agree with on many subjects but this subject is way past my level of acceptance. So I'd say you misspelled "ex friend".