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Today, my boss asked me if I could work this weekend, doing the work of 2 people, for almost no extra pay. I had a weekend out with my kids planned, so I said I couldn't. My boss called it a shitty excuse, yet gave a free pass to a guy who claimed he had a "phobia of working on weekends". FML


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On 08/26/2014 at 2:11pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Latvia (Riga)

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Hahaha. What a pathetic excuse. Can't believe it actually worked. A "phobia of working on weekends". Dear god

#2 - On 08/26/2014 at 11:10pm by cjwayy

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I honestly cannot understand some bosses logics.

#4 - On 08/26/2014 at 11:11pm by xXToxicPenguinXx

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