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Today, I was taking a customer's order, when she said she'd better go for a salad, because she was getting fat. She was actually very slim, so I told her she wasn't fat at all. She took one look at me and snorted "Yeah, not compared to you, that's for sure." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43538) - you deserved it (4070)

On 08/26/2014 at 11:30am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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She needs new brain cells to go with that salad. Her sour attitude will eventually get back at her! I give it 5 years!

#2 - On 08/26/2014 at 5:06pm by cherries62212

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What I hate is people that are so mean, even when they get compliments.

#3 - On 08/26/2014 at 5:07pm by kibster9

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