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Today, my roommate decided to throw a huge party in the early hours of the morning. I have to start at my new job soon, a window just got smashed, and I'm tired as hell. FML

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Sounds like he shattered your dreams

#1 - On 08/17/2014 at 6:49am by DoomTetra

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OP here, got an email saying it's been published, so woooo, cheerin on that one haha.
The story is that I moved in on campus recently, and my roommates aren't that bad but they're pretty out there. I was a little miffed, I had told them that I was starting a new job in the morning and that I was sick, they started partying just as went to bed and kept it up until about 3-4am, and I had to be up at 5.
As for the window being smashed, someone decided it would be fun to push the heater through the window. Apparently it was cold outside.
For the people saying things like "if you can't beat them join them" I don't think walking in after 0 hours sleep would confirm that job for me.
As for the window puns..! Keep them coming, love it haha keeping me very amused! ???

#26 - On 08/17/2014 at 10:29am by auzziegirl1938

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