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Today, a potential customer was looking at a treadmill at the fitness warehouse I work at. Once he was done testing it out, I asked him if he'd like me to order it for him. His reply? "Nah. I only had a go on it 'cause it looked like fun. Hey, but you could order one for yourself, huh, chubs?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37919) - you deserved it (4553)

On 08/13/2014 at 10:18am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Devon)

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You can't win them all op but that guy is an ass.

#1 - On 08/13/2014 at 1:21pm by splash69

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Ask him to stand on the treadmill, then turn on treadmill and watch him fly.

Y'know, 'cause flying is fun too.

#4 - On 08/13/2014 at 1:21pm by Welshite

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