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By Shitmetalseller - 02/08/2014 22:37 - United Kingdom - Wilmslow

Today, I managed to not laugh as a potential high-profile Italian client with a heavy accent repeatedly pronounced "sheet metal" as "shit metal". Unfortunately, my boss and a senior colleague couldn't contain their own laughter. We lost that deal, and our jobs are now endangered. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2011 13:55 - Australia

Today, my boss and I were preparing a lunch order for a nearby real-estate agency. I noticed that the order was riddled with spelling mistakes, so I laughed and mocked the realtors, calling them stupid and incompetent. My boss then pointed out that the order was written in his handwriting. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 05:05 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boss wrote me up for saying "pissed" in front of a client. This is the same boss who nearly pissed himself laughing when a client made an extremely off-color Holocaust joke a few weeks ago, in front of half the department. FML

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By screwedupfuck - 27/03/2015 21:19 - United States - Lowell

Today, I was at a big meeting at work. The CEO was reaming the hell out of us for our recent poor profits, when I accidentally let rip a vile fart. I was then subjected to a 10 minute tirade of abuse for "trying to be a funny man", and told that whatever small chance I had for a promotion is now gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 15:15 - Australia

Today, while on my break at work, my workmates convinced me to perform my "Indian accent" piece. Everyone laughed while I was doing it. Everyone, that is, but my Indian boss. FML

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You deserved it 40 824

By hangman - 01/08/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2016 17:47 - United States - Winona

Today, I got pulled off a hugely important project, all because I accidentally spelled "country" as "cuntry" in an email to our client. FML

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By hipthrustdude - 18/05/2009 12:04 - Malaysia

Today, I got really excited at work over a deal I was about to close. I got up and started performing a rather obscene hip thrust only to notice a client sitting in the glass meeting room. FML

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You deserved it 54 428

By Anonymous - 10/02/2014 22:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I got into a slight spot of shit with my new boss over his speech. Apparently he was not actually impersonating Sylvester the Cat, and he just has a speech impediment. When I jokingly said "sufferin' succotash" to him, he wasn't pleased at all. FML

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You deserved it 42 998

By hatemyboss - 03/11/2011 16:13 - Canada

Today, I gave my boss a nick name. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately "The Troll" was behind me and heard everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2013 08:30

Today, I had a lunch meeting with important people from my company. While drinking from my wine glass someone cracked a joke, causing me to snort a fountain of wine all over my lap, splashing the people next to me. The horrified look on my boss's face sitting opposite me said everything. FML

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SpreadTHEKILLER 14

Sunday 3 August 2014 12:45

Well "Sheet"

heart_aussie_fml 20

Sunday 3 August 2014 12:46

At least they can't blame you, you managed to stay professional.

Comments

SpreadTHEKILLER 14

Sunday 3 August 2014 12:45

Well "Sheet"

dmcd_39 14

Sunday 3 August 2014 14:46

Rapist

heart_aussie_fml 20

Sunday 3 August 2014 12:46

At least they can't blame you, you managed to stay professional.

UberNova 18

Sunday 3 August 2014 12:46

Well, he is your boss; So, he should be able to stabs up and take the blame for himself and those whom he is responsible for.

ThatTennisKid14 13

Sunday 3 August 2014 14:40

Sadly, "should" and "will" are two completely different things.

nixieduck 9

Sunday 3 August 2014 16:44

This is FML. There are no responsible bosses here.

zarosian 17

Sunday 3 August 2014 21:30

Iron reaver soul stealer

nomtard 16

Sunday 3 August 2014 12:48

Your boss should take the blame for this. FYL.

odamaliekh 26

Sunday 3 August 2014 12:52

That's a sheety situation

Rainhawk94 27

Sunday 3 August 2014 16:39

We'll allow it this time

auro7 18

Sunday 3 August 2014 17:00

Is it weird I pronounced "situation" with a heavy Italian accent as well?

briang959 47

Sunday 3 August 2014 12:53

Maybe they lose their jobs and you get promoted.

brandoneyez1 25

Sunday 3 August 2014 12:53

I'll bet you have a shot at your bosses position. You are more mature clearly.

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Sunday 3 August 2014 14:10

yeah except that he is probably going to be associated to their behaviour. I can't imagine that his boss is going to say "well I couldn't help laughing and lost us the deal but my rep was more professionnal than me"

ulissey_fml 22

Sunday 3 August 2014 13:09

Of all people making fun of a foreigner's strong accent, Brits should be the less forgiveable . We all try and speak their language . Do your boss and colleague speak anything else than English ? I am sorry that your professional life depends on those idiots .