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Today, I had to check up on a 400-pound inmate who was very upset about being locked up. When I got to his cell, he threw one of his own turds at me through the bars. I took a hit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48214) - you deserved it (3776)

On 07/20/2014 at 1:23am - work - by Anonymous - United States

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At least you could wash it off, he's stuck with it in his hand.

#1 - On 07/20/2014 at 12:49pm by illegalbeagle69

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That's so disgusting. I hope he gets into a lot of shit for doing that.

#3 - On 07/20/2014 at 12:49pm by ElricMustang

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