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Today, my coworker called in to say that he couldn't make it to work today because he was in a coma and asked if I could cover his shift. This isn't the first time he's tried to use this excuse. FML

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On 07/09/2014 at 12:24am - work - by HowAreYouAlive - United States (Virginia)

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Surely your manager or whoever isn't dumb enough to fall for someone saying they're in a coma? Like if they're the ones calling in I mean?

#1 - On 07/09/2014 at 8:18am by subhaan786

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Seems like your coworker is a special kind of stupid.

#3 - On 07/09/2014 at 8:19am by theladygamer

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