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Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55783) - you deserved it (5073)

On 06/28/2014 at 8:26pm - work - by justno - Canada (Ontario)

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Well, as someone who appreciates boobs, I think her chances of getting that job may be higher than yours.

#1 - On 06/29/2014 at 5:17am by PiinkVanilla

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OP needs to follow up on whether they got the job or not

#4 - On 06/29/2014 at 5:19am by imaxmain

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