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Today, an older gentleman came into my work for underwear. I helped him find his size, pulled out a pair of navy ones and he then turned to me and said, "I don't want dark colours because I can't tell if I've shit myself." He then continued looking for all the white pairs. FML

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On 06/05/2014 at 4:11am - work - by unashamed - Australia (Queensland)

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Direct him to the diaper section. Those are white...

#1 - On 06/05/2014 at 8:24am by Welshite

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That's actually not a bad idea

#2 - On 06/05/2014 at 8:26am by goodwithoutgods

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