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Today, I was at my retail job and we had to change the mannequin's outfit. I had to hold her while my manager grabbed the new outfit. I rested my head on her naked plastic chest, and it was the closest I've got to affection in years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41895) - you deserved it (6575)

On 05/13/2014 at 7:42pm - work - by imaginationdarling (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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Match.com? E-harmony? If is been that long, maybe start looking online? There's someone out there for you :)

#2 - On 05/14/2014 at 1:58am by qwtf

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That must have been the breast feeling ever.

#9 - On 05/14/2014 at 2:07am by username53001

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