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Today, I was treating a patient at the hospital where I'm a dentist. This particular gentleman was old and slightly deaf. After completing the procedure I gestured to the spitoon and asked him to spit. He got up, steadied himself, and spat straight in my face. FML

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On 03/22/2014 at 7:56am - work - by Dr.Anonymous (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

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I don't know if it was an accident or if he did it on purpose.

#1 - On 03/22/2014 at 2:08pm by DeeDeeJay

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If that's what he thought you meant, you'd think he would at least ask you "uhm.... you want me to do what?".

#3 - On 03/22/2014 at 2:08pm by VonBlitzkrieg

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