Work: Today, I received my employee ID, which I have to wear at all...

By Lady Madeira von Cuntshunt - 21/03/2014 20:46 - United States - Denver

Today, I received my employee ID, which I have to wear at all times at my new job. The only problem is that in my photo, I look like a donkey having a seizure. Customers keep snickering at it, and my boss thinks I posed like that deliberately. FML

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By allergies - 18/09/2015 14:43 - United States - New York

Today, I sneezed while my ID photo was being taken. I look like a total moron in it. The photographer refused to retake the photo because I "clearly" faked the sneeze just to be funny. FML

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Jeopardy

By Anonymous - 07/10/2021 08:00 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, I took an embarrassing picture of myself in my work uniform, acting goofy and such, to send to my friends but I accidentally sent it to my manager. It was a very jeopardizing pose. I’m supposed to start tomorrow. FML

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By Karaoke Queen - 20/11/2018 12:00

Today, I went to a work event and was having my picture taken with a coworker. Since we had done karaoke together, someone said we should pose like we were singing. I held my hand up like I was holding a mic and opened my mouth. It looked like I was performing a sex act. My boss glared at me. FML

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By Sorry Not Sorry - 01/11/2016 14:01

Today, my boss bitched me out for a customer complaint. The complaint was me not laughing at the customer's joke of me asking for his ID and him saying no. I'm sorry, I've been getting this joke a least twice a day since I started working here two years ago. FML

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By lk mm, n vwls - 11/01/2014 01:20 - United States - Mansfield Depot

Today, my boss hung a dartboard in his office. It has a printout of my employee photo taped to it. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 18:50 - Canada - London

Today, even though I'm overweight, I was feeling alright about the way I looked in the historical costume I'm required to wear by my job. A little kid came in and asked me if I was having a baby. Guess I don't look as good as I thought. FML

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By fuggers :/ - 24/11/2013 21:38 - United Kingdom - Basingstoke

Today, my workplace had a big employee photoshoot for an ad campaign. I was there all of 30 seconds before the photographer said, "What the fuck? Look guys, this ain't an ad for facial abortions." He then asked me and another colleague to step out of the shot. FML

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By sarah - 18/04/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I was at the Apple Store taking random pictures of myself. I took one with a really stupid face. This girl passes by and says, "Wow, that's a cool effect! You look just like an alien!" I wasn't using any effects. It was a regular picture. FML

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Face it

By dawn - 21/07/2012 16:24 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I realized that whenever I use emoticons, I tend to make the same face in real life. My coworkers gleefully showed me various pictures with my tongue out, face scrunched up, and so on, while staring at my phone. They've already made their way around the office. FML

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You laugh, you lose

By YOUFUCKINGFUCKSOCK - 03/11/2012 00:23 - United Kingdom - Gloucester

Today, I gave a big presentation at work, hoping to impress my boss and angle for a promotion. I was already nervous, but a co-worker at the back kept making goofy faces, causing me to repeatedly break into laughter. My boss accused me of being high, and suspended me on the spot. FML

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Despereaux 15

Saturday 22 March 2014 1:10

You may be the donkey, but they're the asses.

Articulation 12

Saturday 22 March 2014 1:11

Tell them that it's actually a donkey having a seizure, not you?

Comments

Despereaux 15

Saturday 22 March 2014 1:10

You may be the donkey, but they're the asses.

miggles 16

Saturday 22 March 2014 3:41

Well played pal... Very well played

caohm 18

Saturday 22 March 2014 3:42

I'd hate to be the butt of all their jokes.

Curlytwirly22 17

Saturday 22 March 2014 11:20

#1 that's really funny and smart that's fmart

lenalee96 22

Saturday 22 March 2014 1:10

dman1997 5

Saturday 22 March 2014 1:11

Retake time!

Rallred32 20

Saturday 22 March 2014 5:22

On the bright side, at least OP wasn't stoned during the ID picture!

lexiieeex3 32

Saturday 22 March 2014 16:30

I'd honestly just be BA and pretend you meant to take it that way. Own it OP.

CurlyQute 17

Saturday 22 March 2014 1:11

Ask for a redo.

extrasnipes 22

Saturday 22 March 2014 1:20

Chances are op has but the boss won't let him or this wouldn't be an FML

albinochipmunks 7

Saturday 22 March 2014 1:59

#10 And where did you get this information from?

mathen 9

Saturday 22 March 2014 2:34

The comment doesn't imply that he knows it thus the 'chances are'

SmokinGuns 13

Saturday 22 March 2014 3:33

Take a nice picture of yourself and tape it over the bad picture.

Articulation 12

Saturday 22 March 2014 1:11

Tell them that it's actually a donkey having a seizure, not you?

niallo 23

Saturday 22 March 2014 4:56

Either that, or tell people you Did do it deliberately. Own the picture. You're stuck with it, so might as well own it.

brainymes 30

Saturday 22 March 2014 1:11

Just curious, how'd it end up that way? Sneeze gone bad? Haha

Eivana 37

Saturday 22 March 2014 1:19

This problem is surprisingly similar to the one Butters Stotch had.

rkdstp1995 25

Saturday 22 March 2014 1:19

i looked like a crackhead on my old drivers license. glad i dont have to wear one at my job...

liuliuliu 10

Saturday 22 March 2014 1:21

It's not funny thanks

Rainhawk94 27

Saturday 22 March 2014 2:10

You're welcome

nathansch 11

Saturday 22 March 2014 1:24

Wow! I'm sorry:( your boss must really suck lol. Have you asked to get a replacement ID? That's a stupid question because you probably already have lol