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Today, I started my first job as a power line technician. My boss's first words to me were, "I have a good feeling about you, kid!" That would've been great if he hadn't said, "Although, the last time I had a good feeling, the guy died." right afterwards. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40696) - you deserved it (3322)

On 03/12/2014 at 8:11pm - work - by Anon - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Be safe!

#2 - On 03/13/2014 at 2:40am by theonecasey

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"On another note, welcome to the crew!"

#5 - On 03/13/2014 at 2:41am by ThatFancyPenn

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