I am a lineman for the countyyyyyy…

By Anon - 13/03/2014 00:11 - United States - Greensburg

Today, I started my first job as a power line technician. My boss's first words to me were, "I have a good feeling about you, kid!" That would've been great if he hadn't said, "Although, the last time I had a good feeling, the guy died." right afterwards. FML
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ThatFancyPenn 18

"On another note, welcome to the crew!"

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tranced_ 45

if that guy would have lived, you wouldn't have got the job so YDI.

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ileenefudge 29

That's not really true, OP could've still been hired. You can hire more than one person to do the same (if not similar) job you know.

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BoltTheSuperdog 22

Maybe it's just your boss' quirky sense of humor. I might have said the same thing in his position just to make a joke.

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Anata_fml 10

Don't be scared OP, Nobody dies before his moment.

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valalvax 13

Strange that your first job was after college..

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

Where does it say anything about college?

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valalvax 13

The fact that he's a power line technician, I've never heard of a lineman not needing college, at least a year long diploma

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wuellmar 18

Dont worry bout it. Thats just how they joke.

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SunTzu2 9

Powerful positive precautious statement. You're off to a good start

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brandoneyez1 25

And just as I read this my power flickered. It really did. Sorry op.

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FemskyD 26

National accident help line!! Dont get treated like an underdog =D

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