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Today, it was a really slow day at work. One thing lead to another, and soon enough we were all taking turns shoving each other across the office on a swivel chair. Our boss came in during my turn, and I got singled out for a verbal warning. Everyone else got off with a disapproving glare. FML


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On 03/11/2014 at 5:35pm - work - by shonfyr (man) - Spain

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"One thing lead to another," ... I was expecting something sexual after that and facepalmed.

#1 - On 03/11/2014 at 8:33pm by Meraki

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I was expecting an FML about hooking up with coworkers when I first read this...

#3 - On 03/11/2014 at 8:36pm by iLike2Teabag

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