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Today, I started at my new job. My manager, upon meeting me, hugged me and sniffed my neck, then commented that I smelled "natural" and told me how much he loves that. I have to work with this creep until god knows when. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37345) - you deserved it (3501)

On 03/08/2014 at 12:19pm - work - by kittykat033 (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

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quit now before you regret it!

#1 - On 03/08/2014 at 4:02pm by Black_Knight80

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That's creepy as fuck.

#2 - On 03/08/2014 at 4:03pm by brookenicolee29

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