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Today, at work, I was standing around, doing nothing. When my coworker pointed this out, I laughed and said, "It's okay, I'm training for a supervisor position!" Guess who was standing right behind me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35768) - you deserved it (17604)

On 03/05/2014 at 7:36pm - work - by sparkrok - United States (Washington)

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he can't be mad at the truth!

#1 - On 03/06/2014 at 2:39am by stryder9090

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I agree OP there are two types of people in the workplace, those that work and those that hold clipboards. Hopefully they dont hold your comment against you.

#2 - On 03/06/2014 at 2:42am by SmuggletheBudgie

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