sistermonster
Salon-de-provence, France
Today, my boss fired me. I can't really explain the slap I gave him for it, though. FML
Today, my boss fired me. I can't really explain the slap I gave him for it, though. FML
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PenguinBitch 43
Because you're in a Spanish soap opera and he slept with Maria?
Shrouds 14
From now until eternity, that boss will flinch everytime they fire someone. Good Job.
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Comments (104)
iShanny 13
Did you slap him before or after he fired you?
seninaa 27
I'm guessing before, since she got fired in the first place!
KittenSandwich 9
#5 that may not be the case. She may have slapped the boss in response to being fired. The reason for her being fired may have very well provoked her to do it.
adrianh1090 12
Either there should have been no slapping so she deserves it,
sunshine41196 12
#18 you mean *either way
Shrouds 14
From now until eternity, that boss will flinch everytime they fire someone. Good Job.
buckdharma 37
#1- He gave her crap, then a slip, so she slapped him across his lips.
mattrd_fml 31
She said "slapped him FOR IT" implying that she slapped him for firing her. So she slapped him after.
zidiko 10
Before the FML was edited by the staff it only said "I can really explain the slap I gave him, though." It was changed just a couple of hours later. That is why #1 posted that question.
toaster123 11
I think it was edited after #1 comment...
sjbartholome 14
The part "for it though" makes me assume after he fired her.
cypherwars 15
#69 what?
anfscd 17
Well you are no longer his subordinate so I don't see why it matters anymore.
Tymaster5 22
I want to give a like to your comment but is has 69 likes.
cryssycakesx3 22
yeah.. that's not how you how you get a good recommendation.
iwadasn 32
It's generally a bad idea to burn bridges in the business world, and that means NOT assaulting your boss as soon as he becomes your ex-boss.
at0micmin3r 23
#2 There's a thing called a work record. All he has to do is enter in that she was a lousy worker or ANYTHING like that, and it'll follow her FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE.
timelessone 16
How did this pass moderation it doesn't really explain anything.
Soundslikeothers 15
#3 has a point how did this make it here? This FML is awful.
zidiko 10
I don't know if this is FYL or YDI this is definitely a slip-up for the FML staff.
domolovesyoshi 33
allyhough it's a little confusing, it's still a valid FML. she hit her ex boss after he fired her, she's not exactly sure why she slapped him
JohnTheLad 13
Taking it to 'the man' way to literally. Dayum.
Brelywi 15
Was it the Slap of a Million Exploding Suns?
killmenow03 21
She trained in China for it.
MooseKnuckle5150 13
Under a willow tree with 4 women and a tiger
RpiesSPIES 27
No wonder she was fired, then. Must've taken more vacation time than was granted to her in order to learn said slap.
Senseless_487 29
I backpacked there in college once.
laden_swallow09 34
62- I farted once on the set of Blue Lagoon.
Senseless_487 29
Eh, it figures I'd put the only quite from that episode people don't remember.
EverestMelting 23
You are actually disrespectful. Own up to it. Don't be a ****.
McNikk 15
I can imagine why he might have fired you.
dzhonatan 14
I know, right? Especially with a name like sistermonster, it really is hard to know why she was fired.
micassures_fml 19
actually, he slapped her AFTER... in the French version of this FML it's pretty obvious.
PenguinBitch 43
Because you're in a Spanish soap opera and he slept with Maria?
jorgsan 10
*Latin American soap opera. Spanish people don't really make those kind of soap operas...
safaeita 32
you're right I dunno why are you thumbed down
PenguinBitch 43
@54 Spanish-speaking soap operas is what I meant.
Jellybellybeanz 22
Uh yah you deserved that. It's not cool to lose your temper like that, sorry OP
N7Krolord 3
She deserves being fired because of what she did after she was fired? your logic is flawed.
person961 9
Your temper and attitude would probably be a perfect explanation.