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Today, I was beating the hell out of one of the most useless employees ever. I mean really laying into him, all while telling him for the umpteenth time how to do his job right. Then my husband informed me I was hitting him in my sleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32493) - you deserved it (6026)

On 02/20/2014 at 9:31pm - work - by management - United States

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Welcome to Management.

#2 - On 02/21/2014 at 4:37am by Earths_Venus

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Sounds like you're stressed. You should try some thing to chill a little :)

#4 - On 02/21/2014 at 4:38am by 712sash

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