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Today, a customer at work pronounced the word "Asian" as "Ah-See-Awn" when ordering a salad. I wasn't allowed to say anything. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34587) - you deserved it (3843)

On 02/19/2014 at 1:24am - work - by PaneraSucks - United States (New Hampshire)

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Better to leave it rather than to start crap and lose your job. Someone else will eventually deal with him

#1 - On 02/19/2014 at 5:45am by Jseldi

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Here's your Saw-ooo-Lad.

#4 - On 02/19/2014 at 5:47am by JellyBalls

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