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Today, I was at work at the airport. I got called up to a plane's cargo hold, and thought I'd finally learn how to use the loader. Turns out they just needed me to weigh something down, effectively making me ballast. Then my boss told me to get the hell off, after which I hit my head hard climbing out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33914) - you deserved it (4020)

On 02/17/2014 at 12:36pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

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That's rude, it always sucks to be unappreciated at work (assuming you're a good employee). Hope it pays well!

#1 - On 02/17/2014 at 12:50pm by ChristianH39

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Baby steps OP, you'll get their soon enough

#2 - On 02/17/2014 at 12:50pm by Xotoolyxo

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